I Am Not A YouTube Celebrity

My goals of becoming a YouTube celebrity by making documentary videos about various bands never materialized. This would explain why I do not appear in the Weezer video for "Pork and Beans." I am not at all a fan of the song, but this video is pretty good, keeping the funny montage spirit of their very first video ("Buddy Holly") but with a modern (or postmodern or maybe even post-postmodern) twist.