Friday, July 21, 2006
I Wish I Could Pickpocket
I wish pickpocketing were a skill I posessed. Not that I want to rob everyday people mind you - just those that really piss me off. For instance, if you're at a show and some jockstrap is bumping into you, taking up like 20 feet while you have 2, you could just take his wallet. Or if you're on the train and somebody keeps hitting you with their bag, you could get your payback in a silent manner because, quite frankly, telling someone they are being rude to you does nothing at all.
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I agree that telling them they are rude does nothing, but wouldn't smacking them with a baseball bat be more satisfying? Although there is something to be said for delayed revenge...
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