Tagged by Bad Tempered Zombie

I am guilty in blogger law of not responding when tagged by other bloggers. This is something I shall correct, starting with five questions posed to me today by Barbara at Bad Tempered Zombie ...

1). You are on death row and about to order your final meal. What will it be?
I'm still having a hard time getting past the "You are on death row" part. How did I end up there? Hopefully, at least I'm wrongfully accused and my sentence will spur a revolutionary movement. Maybe at least they'll have my face on t-shirts for decades to come. As for the meal, that's going to be a challenging one. I mean, since I am going to die here, why not just load me up with a hamburger stacked with four kinds of cheese, mushroom and avocado; a big, fucking plate of french fries; a chocolate milk shake. I probably should request something fancy and expensive. You know what - I change my mind. Give me a Thanksgiving dinner - turkey, ham and mashed potatoes. Shall be a nice way to go.

2). Have you ever named your car? What kind of car and what did you name it?
Nope. Never had a car. Just got my driver's license actually, which was quite exciting.

3). What are your top five desert island movies?
I'm going to go with ... Mulholland Drive (of course), The Limey, I Shot Andy Warhol, WeekEnd, and Zoolander. The last one because I do love it for all of its dated pop culture glory, and it'd probably be the only one the other folks on the island would want to watch with me.

4). Who would win in a fight to the death, Harry Potter or Frodo Baggins?
Harry Potter, no question.

5). What is your stripper name? (The name of your first pet as your first name [plus the name of the first street you ever lived on as your last name)
Toby Tennessee - that has to be the worst stripper name ever. I mean the Tennessee part is pretty hot, however I don't think folks'd be feelin' the Toby.