Dear Britney Spears,
You rock! No seriously. In younger days, I may have criticized your work, but I have since come to my senses. And I'm not just talking about "Toxic" (which has always been mind-blowing). "And Then We Kiss" is seriously underappreciated; and "I'm a Slave 4 U" isn't too bad either. I imagine your new record is going to be fantastic. But now that you've shed that excess baggage - and I mean the Fedex - you should turn your attention to another young woman who needs your help. Her name is Katie Holmes and I believe she is being held against her will. She is currently in a castle in Italy which I imagine is heavily guarded. Thus, you will need some Batman-like grappling hook shit plus that body suit you wore in the "Oops I Did It Again" video. Best of luck, girl - we know you can do it.
Best,
N&UR
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Maybe she can get some help from Cameron Diaz, since she was a Charlie's Angel.
You know she can do it too. I've seen her land a car in a swimming pool.
LOL!!!
I agree with Barb, after you've mastered the ability to land a car in a swimming pool, everything else is a piece of cake. Perhaps she should use some of the 'toxic' liquid from her vid and slip it to the scientology henchmen. That is, after she's done cleaning up Paris Hilton's puke.
*giggling* I have nothing to add, just that I appreciate all of your humour :)
She could disguise herself as John Travolta, Mission Impossible stylee, latex masks, the works.
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