Tuesday, April 18, 2006

What Baby TomKat Will Look Like (100% Accurate)

The scientists at N&UR (yes, we employ scientists) have been using the latest in digital technology to project what the offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will look like. I guarantee accuracy and this is totally scientific - I'm sure The Phoenix can back me up. The unnamed TomKat baby will look like ...

OMG! It's rather hideous.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Usually when babies are born with that much hair, it all falls out in a couple of days. Nice to see the baby resembles Uncle John.

Anonymous said...

whoa, it's going to look like Xenu reincarnated. All hail the Galactic Confederacy!

Anonymous said...

I am willing to bet money that it will look NOTHING like Crazy T. Cruise.