Some time ago, R. Kelly's brother Carey was watching television - he claims - and saw an interview with R's defense attorney. The defense attorney, referring to the infamous sex tape, allegedly said it looked like Carey, and not R, having sex with the underage girl. The attorney denies ever saying such a thing, but Carey says, "If I'm seeing it, then the camera's playing tricks on me. Unless this is The Twilight Zone. I can't knock the people who didn't see it, but a lot of people did. And I felt like my brother should have come out and told people, 'My attorney said this, and this is not true.'"
See if you can tell the difference...
... or just watch The Boondocks:
In news that is also true, and totally fucking hilarious, Kevin Federline has changed the name of his album from The Truth to Playing with Fire. He says, "My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!" which I really hope is not a joke in poor taste referring to the tragic Great White concert. Regardless, K-Fed is hitting the clubs to witness "the firsthand reaction of my fans listening to my songs for the first time." However, I think we all know what reaction people have when hearing his songs for the first (and only) time. Furthermore, who the hell are these "fans"? While you ponder that one, MTV reports that the dates for his promo tour "are still in the works, but Federline's hoping to hit markets such as New York, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. While in each of those cities, K-Fed plans to do a few good deeds, as well. According to his rep, he's going to pick something different for each city, depending on local needs, from handing out toys in children's hospitals to helping out hurricane victims. Apparently his urge to help out started when he donated his hair to cancer patients through Locks of Love two weeks ago."::Previously::
1 R. Kelly's Brother says, "We ain't brothers no more"
2 Defeating Kevin Federline in a Freestyle Battle
3 comments:
"I see piss coming, I move!" I'm going to use that all day tomorrow.
I wish I had something clever to say about K-Fed, but even just looking at his mug makes me stupid with indifference.
I think I prefer Carey Kelly to K.Fed, and would give his album -should he record one- 2 listens to Fed's .5 of a listen.
I feel so bad for the kid who gets papazo's skeezy locks!
We should start a viral internet rumor that he's starting a feud with Great White and their fans, and watch him get what he deserves..
I think what it means is that people will be killing themselves via fire upon hearing Federline's "music".
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