My Apologies to The Rock

I have done a tremendous disservice to that beacon of cinematic excellence known as The Rock. You may recall earlier in the week, when I reviewed Walking Tall a 2004 film in which he took the law into his own hands - as well as a 2x4. I ended up giving away much of the plot in order to show my absolute enthusiasm for the film and, unfortunately, this lead many of you to believe that you did not have to see this film. KC said, "I really didn't want to watch this movie anyway. Now I don't have to," with Ben Heller adding, "I have never yet seen a movie with The Rock in, and I really feel that I haven't missed much." It would appear that I have influenced people who would otherwise rent Walking Tall to not rent Walking Tall when I should make very clear that you need to rent Walking Tall. Why? you ask. If you had seen the movie, you would know that The Rock is above the law, he has a 2x4 and is not afraid to use it. So, The Rock, if you are reading this, I apologize for depriving you of your fan base, and I hope that, if we do meet someday, you will find it in your heart to verbally abuse me instead of using that 2x4. Just ask me if I can smell what The Rock is cooking and we'll call it even.