Monday, February 27, 2006

Why Bill O'Reilly Won't Be Watching the Oscars

My brother Charlie is 100% sure that Bill O'Reilly will not be watching the Oscars this year. I assumed it probably had something to do with the fact that Jon Stewart was hosting.

"Nope," my brother said.

"Brokeback Mountain?" I asked

"Well, Brokeback Mountain received 8 nominations," he said.

"Yes?"

"But you know what else got eight nominations? Movies starring O'Reilly's nemesis, Ludacris. Six for Crash, two for Hustle and Flow."

"That's true."

Charlie added, "Unfortunately, the rapper himself was not nominated for any awards, making this the second time he's been robbed - remember 2 Fast 2 Furious."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Letterman will be there too. Best TV I saw in ages was the Letterman O'Reilly battle. Two heavyweights slugging it out. Great stuff

Anonymous said...

Just another part of hollywood's pimp agenda.

Anonymous said...

Good, one less thing I have in common with Loofah OReilly.
Remember when he was just this guy on Inside edition or A Current Affair?

Anonymous said...

O Reilly has the ugliest dudes on his show. I just watched 5 minutes - for kicks- and this judge expert he had on had a hairline that started about 1 inch after his eyebrows. Fug.

Also the show has terrible commercials. I guess I am not the target audience.

Anonymous said...

O'Reilly was not happy with the Hard Out Here For a Pimp win either!

Anonymous said...

Does he think Dolly got robbed - or is he sad Toby Keith wasn't nominated?