Chuck Norris Kitsch

"The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer," according to ChuckNorrisFacts.com, a website devoted to such wisdom. Norris seems to be inspiring artists everywhere, like this fantastic t-shirt Hillary bought me:


Or this hilarious SNL digital short:



Not so much Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris Kitsch that is winning over the hearts and minds of hipsters everywhere. I'm happy to see it, but - please - I think I deserve a little credit. I've been ironically watching Walker, Texas Ranger for years. It is one of my absolute guilty pleasures. You may find it a complete waste of an hour, but I promise you that at least once, there will be a moment of absolute brilliance. My personal favorite would have to be when Walker goes back in time (yeah - he can do that) to help the Native Americans. Awesome.